Pearls Of Poison

My beautiful PA, Honey Higginbotham, preparing to cut and paste some bitching.

There's a brand new section on the official Fleur De Lys Publishing website entitled "Pearls Of Poison."

This is the current content for your enjoyment. Hopefully as I become more and more successful leading to even more claws coming out and even more fur flying, we will have more content for you on a regular basis...

Pearls Of Poison.

Due to nothing other than sheer good fortune, I was born with brains, exterior beauty, talent and a stunning pair of tits.

This has led to my being the target of much jealousy over the years.

I learnt to ignore the spiteful barbs which occur with tedious regularity. Then I became a full time writer. Now, all insults are material and the best material goes into my books. My books are making money, which goes straight into my bank account, rather than the bank account of the insulter.

Here are some recent comments about me which have been repeated back to me, two from the last week alone!

"Jude's so pretty. She's got a lovely face. She's got such lovely bone structure as well. It's such a shame she's so fat."

Quote by: A woman who by her own admission hasn't had sex for a very long time.

"I've unsubscribed to that mailing list. It's filth. It uses the "F" word... disgusting. As for that PA, Honey whatever she's called. Jude hasn't got a PA. I know she hasn't. She hasn't, you know."

Quote by: A woman who by her own admission hasn't had sex for a very long time.

"She's got more chance of winning the lottery than getting any of her books published. She should do what other women her age do, get a nice little part time job in the Co-Op."

Quote by: A woman who by her own admission hasn't had sex for a very long time.

Are we seeing a pattern here? Is the cause of these women's bitterness actually that they need ten pints of Guinness and a good shag? When am I going to hear some insults made by women who are getting serviced regularly?

If you've witnessed someone insulting me, please send me the quote using the Contact link in the header. The most poisonous will be featured on Pearls Of Poison and may even make it into one of my books.